Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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