It's Friday. Sex?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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