Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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