I'm so fucking centered right now
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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