There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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