i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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