hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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