I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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