What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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