I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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