Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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