hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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