Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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