The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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