she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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