I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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