its not stalking. its research.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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