Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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