A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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