Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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