I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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