I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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