We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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