They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Randomize
