Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
do herpes really smell.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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