Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
