So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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