ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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