Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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