I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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