If that was your dad, he is hot
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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