In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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