didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
