last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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