normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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