Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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