you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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