he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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