: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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