I just saw a hot homeless man
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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