he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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