the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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