Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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