Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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