My nipple is on Facebook.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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