Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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