UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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