Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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