Duck Duck Cougar?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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