dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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