It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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