You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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