The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he laminated a picture of his dick.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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