Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The beers last night were like the tears from god
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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