Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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