We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
