Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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