you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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