so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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