Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
They have beer where we have blood.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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