im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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